Wonderland Weekly: 2nd Edition

Money mistake of the week:

Spending the whole day with a shopaholic and spending a shit-load of money.
Cost: $500
Lesson Learned: Shopaholics are like superheros (I already wrote about this on Tuesday, weren’t you paying attention?).

What I said way too much this week:I’m gonna rock your cock!

Apparently once was more than enough for Boyfriend. I was expecting it to receive a warm welcome as clothing was scattered onto the floor (since I was prepared to do exactly what I said), nope.

Instead he looked at my like I was crazy and went right back to what he was doing. You win this round video games, but I’m taking you down next time. Probably with the word of the week. haha

Decals I’m torn between 4 my car:

These would just get me in trouble:

One you will NEVER, EVER find on my car:

5 Things I actually remember about the week:

  1. The week started off really shitty, but I fixed it
  2. being really broke
  3. Wednesday night’s sex. OMG! And no, I didn’t tape it…battery was dead.
  4. wake & bake isn’t for everyone
  5. I finished a book. :) Dead Until Dark

Blogging Ninjas (linked to my shit):

No love for Alice this week. :( Come on guys, don’t you want to be ninjas???

Twitter Ninjas (shared my shit on twitter):

Blog Carnivals featuring yours truly:

Word of the week:

fellatio: oral stimulation of the penis ;)

My post this week→ Shopaholics are like Superheros

 

How was your week? 

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Wonderland Weekly: 1st Edition

Money mistake of the week:

Eating out 3 times because I was too lazy to fix something at home.
Cost: $58
Lesson Learned: Ummm…don’t do it.?

What I said way too much this week: Cockmaster

Lingerie added to my wish list:

Lingerie that makes me nervous:

5 Things I actually remember about the week:

  1. it was really cold 
  2. men don’t like to be told they have a huge vagina 
  3. I didn’t really do anything I had planned to do 
  4. the government is out to get me 
  5. I fixed the form on the contact page

Twitter Ninjas (shared my shit on twitter):

Blogging Ninjas (linked to my shit):

Word of the week:

Fascism: a political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition

My post this week→ Saving on Inebriation & 10 Money Themed Drinks

I guess that pretty much sums up my week. :) Yes, I spend entirely too much time looking online at shit I want to buy…that’s just how I roll.

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Saving on Inebriation & 10 Money Themed Drinks

I love to drink and have a great time, but if you’re drinking at bars—it can add up faster than a stripper can spot a $100 bill. That’s fast!

So when I can’t afford to go out and get inebriated (drunk), I just drink at home and save the money. The internet has a ton of drink recipes and I snatched up 10 money themed drinks.

Maybe I have too much time on my hands, whatever…bring on the booze.

3 Dollar Hooker

1 oz Bailey’s Irish Cream
1/2 oz Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
1/2 oz Rumple Minze Peppermint Liqueur

Stir ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into shot glasses. *Interesting mixture.

Five Dollar Margaret

1 oz Amaretto Almond Liqueur
1 oz Raspberry Liqueur
1 oz Kahlua Coffee Liqueur
1 oz Cream

Shake everything with ice and strain into a sour glass. *Potentially yummy.


Million Dollar Cocktail

1 1/2 oz Gin
3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth
2 tsp Pineapple Juice
1 tsp Grenadine Syrup
1 Egg White

Shake ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass and serve. *I’m not too sure about the egg white, it sounds nasty.

Moneyshot

1/3 oz Sloe Gin
1/3 oz Advocaat Liqueur
1/3 oz Cherry Brandy

Carefully layer ingredients on top of one another in a shot glass, in order; gin bottom, advocaat middle, cherry brandy top. * “Carefully layer” alcohol into a shot glass? I’ve never done anything close to that.

Money Shot

1/3 oz Amaretto Almond Liqueur
1/3 oz Irish Cream
1/3 oz Melon Liqueur

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker, strain into a shot glass, serve. *What’s up with all the liqueurs in these drinks? It’s going to take a lot of these to fuck you up.

Show Me Tha Money

1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
1/2 oz Absolut Pears Vodka
1 oz Sweet & Sour Mix

Shake in tin and serve. Go for a less tart sweet & sour mix. *Yuck.

Easy Money

1 oz White Rum
1/2 oz Dark Rum
1/2 oz Coconut Rum
1 oz Orange Juice
1/4 oz Lime Juice
2 tbsp Mango Sherbet
1 tsp Grenadine Syrup

Blend all ingredients (except grenadine) briefly with half a glassful of crushed ice. Sprinkle grenadine on top, garnish with fruit, and serve. *It can go either way with this one.

Run for Your Money

1/2 oz Dekuyper Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps
1/2 oz Strawberry Schnapps

Pour the strawberry schnapps into a shot glass, add the sour apple pucker and serve. *Great, another pussy drink.

Fast Buck

2 1/2 oz Sloe Gin
juice of 1/4 Lemon
3 1/2 oz Ginger Ale

Pour into an ice-filled highball glass. Add lemon-quartered shell and serve. *Or just have a Jack & Coke.

Joe’s Cash Money

2 oz Vodka
2 oz Blue Curacao Liqueur
4 oz Orange Juice

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into ice filled glass. *Twisted Screwdriver might have been more appropriate. I’m strangely temped to try this one.

Takeaway:

If you want to save some money, try swapping a couple nights out with drinking at home.

Have you tried any of these drinks? What’s your favorite drink?

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Content Credit: I found all these drink recipes at Drinks Mixer, who has over 20,000 recipes, drinking games and a bartender guide. I highly recommend checking them out.

Penises, Pianos & Movies

A while back, I had an interesting conversation with my friend MaryJane (MJ)   Here’s what I heard:

Alice: Hey girl, how’s it going?

MJ: Great, I love the penis.

Alice: Me too, it’s good stuff.

MJ: I’m watching it right now.

Alice: I know what you mean, you really need to keep an eye on them sometimes.

MJ: What are you talking about?

Alice: Watching the penis. What are you talking about?

MJ: Watching the penis.

Alice: Okay. So…what’s it doing?

MJ: What’s what doing? Are you drunk Alice?

Alice: The penis! What is it doing?

MJ: It’s playing and I’m watching it.

Alice: Are you having sex right now?

MJ: No, I’m watching a movie.

Alice: But you said you watching the penis play.

MJ: I am, that’s the name of the movie, Alice. What were you talking about?

Alice: Is it porn?

MJ: I’m going to let you go.

Alice: So you can watch porn? Can I borrow it when you’re done?

MJ: Goodbye Alice.

Penis CatI’m pretty sure I’m going to remember that conversation forever lol. Poor MaryJane, she was getting very short with me. How the hell was I supposed to know she was talking about some movie where the guy plays a piano? I’d never heard somebody call them that before.

In case you haven’t caught on, my friend was watching a movie called The Pianist, the one with Adrien Brody in it. I swear she kept saying penis though, probably just to mess with me.

She did let me borrow it later that week and to my disappointment, it wasn’t porn. Still it was a pretty good movie and it has given us a ton of laughs.

Have you seen it “The Pianist?” Do you like to watch the penis?

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