Penises, Pianos & Movies

A while back, I had an interesting conversation with my friend MaryJane (MJ)   Here’s what I heard:

Alice: Hey girl, how’s it going?

MJ: Great, I love the penis.

Alice: Me too, it’s good stuff.

MJ: I’m watching it right now.

Alice: I know what you mean, you really need to keep an eye on them sometimes.

MJ: What are you talking about?

Alice: Watching the penis. What are you talking about?

MJ: Watching the penis.

Alice: Okay. So…what’s it doing?

MJ: What’s what doing? Are you drunk Alice?

Alice: The penis! What is it doing?

MJ: It’s playing and I’m watching it.

Alice: Are you having sex right now?

MJ: No, I’m watching a movie.

Alice: But you said you watching the penis play.

MJ: I am, that’s the name of the movie, Alice. What were you talking about?

Alice: Is it porn?

MJ: I’m going to let you go.

Alice: So you can watch porn? Can I borrow it when you’re done?

MJ: Goodbye Alice.

Penis CatI’m pretty sure I’m going to remember that conversation forever lol. Poor MaryJane, she was getting very short with me. How the hell was I supposed to know she was talking about some movie where the guy plays a piano? I’d never heard somebody call them that before.

In case you haven’t caught on, my friend was watching a movie called The Pianist, the one with Adrien Brody in it. I swear she kept saying penis though, probably just to mess with me.

She did let me borrow it later that week and to my disappointment, it wasn’t porn. Still it was a pretty good movie and it has given us a ton of laughs.

Have you seen it “The Pianist?” Do you like to watch the penis?





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